first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick