Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.