Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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