Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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