that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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