You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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