The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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