Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
we should paint friendship bongs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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