I wish i was in the wii world.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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