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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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