Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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