Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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