You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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