Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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