She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
apparently the secret to your success is patron
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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