Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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