yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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