It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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