well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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