Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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