Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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