i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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