so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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