This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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