She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize