i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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