dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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