Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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