I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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