physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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