Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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