Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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