Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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