i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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