I wish I could teleport
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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