I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
God, I missed his penis.
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