that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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