On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
