Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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