why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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