Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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