Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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