her vagine was all disorganized.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong