We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Even my vagina gasped.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...