But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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