An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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