im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
