The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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