she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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