My friends, they love my intelligence
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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