We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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