Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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