It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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