Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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