Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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