There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Randomize
